At my work we've been wondering how long an engine would run with vegetable oil in it instead of motor oil. So today we took an old lawnmower, got it nice and warmed-up, drained the oil and topped er' up with fresh new Crisco. We set it up outside in case the rod came blasting through the case and fired it up. Well, it just ran and ran and ran for about 45 minutes. Out of boredom we started dumping dirt and metal shavings into the air intake, still no excitment. Then we shut it down and checked the oil, it looked great. So to really get some action we decided to wire the throttle wide open. This time it ran at murderously high RPM for about 20 more minutes, until it ran out of gas. At this point we were so sick of hearing the thing run that we just gave up. Couldn't blow-up the old mower engine, not even WFO with Crisco in it. Tecumseh, in case you're wondering.