I always liked the "Pig N' Whistle" diner by my work. You could literally walk in. Sit at the counter by the guy cooking. Tell him what you want,get served,eat and pay and be in and out in 9 minutes. .... Then one day they just never reopened. I heard he owed taxes so he just screwed back to Greece. It's been a few years but I am pretty sure the place is still fully stocked. I bet the food is rancid if so. Hard to tell because the sides roll down like a garage door. Zombie proof....