An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, " Honey , soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
She replied, "Well Tony , I have to be honest with you. Yes,
I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.
Tony was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'"
She said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"
Tony recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"
She asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."
"I recall that," said Tony . "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."
"All right," She said. "Do you remember when you ran for president of your mini bike club...
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and you needed 73 more votes?":laugh::laugh::laugh:
She replied, "Well Tony , I have to be honest with you. Yes,
I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.
Tony was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'"
She said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"
Tony recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"
She asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."
"I recall that," said Tony . "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."
"All right," She said. "Do you remember when you ran for president of your mini bike club...
.
and you needed 73 more votes?":laugh::laugh::laugh:
