toomanytoys ,
Nigel is a Cockatoo and a Drama queen though he is Evil that is indisputable , i live with a 43 year old Military/Blue and Gold hybrid Macaw .
His father was 32" long , mother 36" the pairing resulted resulted in a 5.5 Lb , 40", penny folding , extraordinary high level intellect , self taught (raised free range and like a little brother ) Person ! He was never treat trained ,everything he knows he learned on his own volition alone .
How many creatures do you know understands "I" and uses it ... Every morning he Marches up to me and say "( insert name) I want ........" and clearly states exactly what what he wants from me ! His vocabulary is over 500 words and he understands at least 4500 more words ! He has a sense of humor about what others say and laughs , his sense of humor is "small evil" malicious as all Psittacidae (parrots ,cockatoos and macaws ) exhibit and he holds Grudges for years ! If he does not like you he will not hesitate to Attack , to date he has bloody nose notched a 400 Lb Black Bear ,2 Pitbulls and a Rottweiler ! People he can judge accurately in one look wether they are good or bad and treat them accordingly so i keep a close eye/hand on him to prevent attacks , he can cut right through bone !!!
One young lady refused his demand "I want up" to preen her hair which she assented to many times before ,i watched him Plan his attack in revenge for the refusal at a party i was holding .1 hour later he marched across the yard and bit her just hard enough to leave a red mark without drawing blood and walked away just as i knew he would !! He gets amusement out of startling people ,my neighbor is the Only person he will let in the house ,he knows her but if he is out he will sneak under her truck and come out to bite the tip of her shoe or in sandals (her usual wear ) put the tip of his beak between her toes with No intent to hurt her just to make her jump ! Small evil .
His beak is Razor sharp ,when he was young he would blood bite me at least twice a week then run away . wings spread , laughing and saying "Ow , Ow ,Ow " ! The day my mother died i got her heart started again but she was gone and he Knew it . As the EMT`s wheeled her shell out he was on a door cutting 1/2" hardware cloth into little pieces !!! I walked up to him and offered a deal " If you don not bite me i will take care of you for the rest of My life !" and offered him my finger
which he lightly mouthed . Since that day over 30 years ago he has blood bitten me 15 times ,it was always over food and he was immediately apologetic as soon as i patched up the wound , he would come and push his head under the wounded hand .
I do not fear my death , but i do deeply fear what will happen to him when i do because i have no living family or relatives and he has at Least 30-40 years of life left ........
Over my life i have known 2 African Gray`s that were 130 yr old and a Macaw that was 104 !! LOL 1 of the gray`s was a ships Captain`s companion who could curse you for 5 minutes straight and never use one of the 7 words (George Carlin RIP )and 5 generations of his family !!!!
Bird Brain is a misnomer when it comes to Psittacidae and Corvids ( Crows and Ravens ) .I replicated the same level he is on when my favorite bank lady was given a baby Blue and Gold and that little "lady " turned out to be just as intelligent at talking and adept at solving complex problems !!
I know this is a mini bike forum
but this was written to educate and bring an understanding of Who i deal with every day and night ....