OldMiniBikes members best "quotes"

[gumpit]

" wheres my ribbon"...lol

 

[jdogg]

Sombody help me out here....was it NOS that said, and I dont remember the exact wording...."what you have assembled there is an engine that will explode better than stock!" Or something like that????? Anybody remember how that one went?

 

[jdogg]

"....you get the seams all lined up together like they belong, then line the inside of the seat cover with that tape shit..Then put it it back together, that bitch will be FIXED! " - TRK

I remember this one! One of my favorites! Still cracks me up!! :laugh:

 

[Frank Davis]

Better to be shot at and missed, then shit on and hit.....

 

[Frank Davis]

I have a friend that I ride with that has this sign on his door..."Come in Peace, or Rest in Peace"

 

[Iron Honky]

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin

Not a quote from this site but funny

 

[manchester1]

I want to die in my sleep like my grandpa.... Not screaming like the passengers in his car....Tom H.

One of my favorites:thumbsup:

 

[jdogg]

You missed one Ed!! This one is priceless!! ..........."It's easy... just ask anyone who's never done it before !!!"

 

[TANKSAREUS]

you shouldn't be reading this, you should be on a mini bike somewhere - Jason - 5HpBriggs

 

[bigevilone2]

You missed one Ed!! This one is priceless!! ..........."It's easy... just ask anyone who's never done it before !!!"

I forgot about that one ! :laugh:

 

[Square_Chopper]

"Grown men riding minibikes and being childish.

Guess I shouldn't expect much more, right? :facepalm:"

--Hent

 

[Square_Chopper]

"Do you have a Sheetz card, sir?" -- Random Convenience Store Employee

"SHEET NO!" -- Evil Ed, Windber 2013


:laugh:

 

[45t]

For a small town, this one sure has a lot of :asshole:'s.

I had it as a bumper sticker on one of my old dodge darts when I was in college. I still believe it today.

 

[bigevilone2]

"Do you have a Sheetz card, sir?" -- Random Convenience Store Employee

"SHEET NO!" -- Evil Ed, Windber 2013


:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::thumbsup:
I miss those Sheetz gas stations !

 

[5horsebriggs]

This is one of my i own i like- life i full of twists and turns, a mini bike just makes makes them eaiser to navigate:shrug:

 

[Newoldstock]

Sombody help me out here....was it NOS that said, and I dont remember the exact wording...."what you have assembled there is an engine that will explode better than stock!" Or something like that????? Anybody remember how that one went?

I remember typing that lol.

" you have selected a combination of parts that's better at exploding than stock "

 

[gumpit]

I can't get this friggin tire off !

Famous quote from my best friend Buckeye :laugh::laugh:

"My best friend Buckeye That could be my favorite quote...lol

 

[CarPlayLB]

I still chuckle at LSCustoms quote "the black don't wash off"...you're killin' me here G!

 

[jdogg]

Another good one from HavasuDave!!

"I wouldn't have commented, but.... I've been inhaling paint fumes. :thumbsup:"

 

[jdogg]

KB2ROCKET

"The Titanic was built by teams of seasoned pros and the Ark was built by a single amature :smile:"