This thread is full of posing and internet chest thumping. As a Navy Cook, you were in what we used to refer as a "Come as you are party."
When I read your comments above yesterday, I immediately thought of Dorie Miller's actions on December 7th, 1941. He was a Navy cook. He was a hero, and a recipient of the Navy Cross.
I invite anyone still being amused in this thread take a quick look at:
Doris "Dorie" Miller (October 12, 1919 – November 24, 1943)
For distinguished devotion to duty, extraordinary courage and disregard for his own personal safety during the attack on the Fleet in Pearl Harbor, Territory of Hawaii, by Japanese forces on December 7, 1941. While at the side of his Captain on the bridge, Miller, despite enemy strafing and bombing and in the face of a serious fire, assisted in moving his Captain, who had been mortally wounded, to a place of greater safety, and later manned and operated a machine gun directed at enemy Japanese attacking aircraft until ordered to leave the bridge.