Wife calls me at work.
I was working in the arse end of no place and 1st aid, my boss and every other clown is trying to raise me on Radio.
Of course firts aid is being all anal retentive and tells the wife they can;t get a hol dof me unless its an emergency.
So she says YES IT IS THE BATH ROOM IS FLOODING.
Well I guess that quanitifies as an emergency......
Hours later my aprentice walks out of the drift and head to the switch roon and turns on the power and gets the call on the radio. Emergency and I need to call surface.
This is not a good start to a monday Morning.
Not to mention I been up all night not able to sleep.....
Well I came home.
Been working on this !!@##$%$ toilet all day.
Leak here, bolt won't fit there, wobles, can't line it all up ect ect ect ect.
I just gave up, going to head to the hard ware store here in a bit and buy some more crap to fix the crapper.
And I smell like piss.
My son can't seem to hit the hole.
Big enough how do you miss that....
And I am laying in it......
Girls are nice the sit down.....
So if one of you fine fellow would like to come up here to Canada and set fire to everything ( including the mine ) I will buy you a cup of coffee.
Infact I'll buy a tray and we both can sit on the hood of my car, drink coffee and laugh as it all burns Haloween orange and Chiminy red.
Then you can make your escape before the cops show.
Yo were never there.....
Did I mention I hate toilets?
I was working in the arse end of no place and 1st aid, my boss and every other clown is trying to raise me on Radio.
Of course firts aid is being all anal retentive and tells the wife they can;t get a hol dof me unless its an emergency.
So she says YES IT IS THE BATH ROOM IS FLOODING.
Well I guess that quanitifies as an emergency......
Hours later my aprentice walks out of the drift and head to the switch roon and turns on the power and gets the call on the radio. Emergency and I need to call surface.
This is not a good start to a monday Morning.
Not to mention I been up all night not able to sleep.....
Well I came home.
Been working on this !!@##$%$ toilet all day.
Leak here, bolt won't fit there, wobles, can't line it all up ect ect ect ect.
I just gave up, going to head to the hard ware store here in a bit and buy some more crap to fix the crapper.
And I smell like piss.
My son can't seem to hit the hole.
Big enough how do you miss that....
And I am laying in it......
Girls are nice the sit down.....
So if one of you fine fellow would like to come up here to Canada and set fire to everything ( including the mine ) I will buy you a cup of coffee.
Infact I'll buy a tray and we both can sit on the hood of my car, drink coffee and laugh as it all burns Haloween orange and Chiminy red.
Then you can make your escape before the cops show.
Yo were never there.....
Did I mention I hate toilets?